見過有人這樣填履歷表嗎?

姓名：English or Chinese
年龄：Confidential

身高：Not related to the job
体重：Varies all the time, before lunch or after
居住地：At what stage of my life? please be more specific

电话：Ericsson
电子邮件：Only give to pretty and rich girls
上班时间：The shorter the better
应征职位：A post that has not much to do but surround by pretty and young girls

学历：Graduated at the wild chicken university
语言能力：Fluent in bullshits
兴趣：Sleeping and sleeping

生日：正月初七
经历：Fooling around all the time
曾任职位：Decent or not decent? please be more specific
已婚/未婚：Still looking for a rich and beautiful girl, hopefully can find in your company

未来期望：Have a speech on stage and retire as soon as possible

希望待遇：Lesser workload the better