妄想症

滿城黃金夢
億元六合彩今開獎

六合彩狂熱籠罩全城！本港開埠以來最高頭獎獎金的超級六合彩今晚開彩，億元頭獎隨時一注獨中。在滿城盡發黃金夢下，由屋邨師奶到學生哥，貨車佬以至中環OL上班族，人人瘋狂，全港各個投注站出現逼爆人龍：屯門有媽媽為「落注」把女兒留在投注站外，小女童等得太久哇哇大哭；有中學生穿外套遮校章「扮大人」去下注。全港人人在問：「你買咗六合彩未？」

看今天蘋果日報頭條，就知香港人今天有多瘋狂，多少人妄想症發作，一早上班時同事已寫好此信。

Dear CEO / Head of Human Resources / Managing Partner,

I am sure you have heard about the jockpot of last Mark Six lottery on 20.05.2011, which is around $100 million. I write this letter with sadness as the Mark Six has caused our company to lose a very talented person, and I am also sure that you would know who he is, and that's me.

As I have solely won the first price of the Mark Six, I would like to inform you that I would like to resign with immediate effect, and enclosed please find a Cashier Order issued by UBS, being my payment of salary in lieu of notice. I hereby authorized my representative Mr. xxx (nickname xxx) to take back my belongings from the office and please allow him free access to the office for such purpose.

Hope sometime in the future you may follow my footstep, but I am sure such a chance, to put it in a scientific way, would be sadly slim.

Yours faithfully,

在這個充滿壓力的城市，偶爾發夢也是好事，可以為每日沉悶的生活沮喪的人生添點意義。